Dating show scripts
Jerry: Because the next day in the offices, people gather around the water coolers to talk about it, right?
Start it off on Wednesday night, build up an audience.
Kimbrough: Or we could not do the show altogether, how about that?
Kimbrough: And Elaine - I wouldn't mind seeing something happening between you two. George: I tell you, I really don't think so-called relationship humor is what this show is all about.
Something that would have people talking at the water coolers. George: See, I think people would talk about it at the coffee machines. So, I saw the pilot and I've got to tell you - I flipped out.
[Jerry and George at Monks] George: I can't eat this without catsup.
Maybe if we all lie down, then our brains will work.
Jerry: You can't make a health inquiry on a cell phone.
George: Why don't you think before you do something?